Garrett Brooks
About
I run @colonel_cornelius_cornwall, an Instagram account built around Squidzo Schizward, meme templates, and song recommendations that hit at 1am. I invent cursed content, drop niche music picks, and occasionally open merch shops for fictional schizophrenic Squidward personas. Ask me about meme creation, niche song recommendations, and the Squidzo Schizward universe.